Deer 3 Hearts Fans:

Yous guys haven't been buying our stuff and hiring us to cut down yer tree or take purty pictures of your dog's behind so we has gots a new plan.

We heard there is this real smart guy who re-invents himself every 3 months or so. As soon as he realizes that one business idea isn't gonna work, well he doesn't figure out what is wrong and try and make it better. NO WAY!!! That's for losers!! Instead he is really really smart and instead he just gives it a NEW NAME and cawls it a new business!!

Pah pah says that probably helps keep the creditors confused. I dunno if he is right - he's really pissed off at us for selling his tools at a yard sale just so we could go out for breakies last Sunday so it is hard to tell if he is serious or not.

So... you jackasses better start buying our shit soon or we is gonna do just like that smart guy:

3 HEARTS AS 1 PORNOGRAPHY is now affiliated with:

3 BITS OF SARCASTIC COMMENTARY

If that doesn't work - we are excited to announce that we will be launching on September 1st the 3 HEARTS NETWORK.

If that doesn't work... Pah pah wants to re-name us the CIRCLE JERK EXPRESS... I dunno what that means but it kinda sounds nice. So we'll be called that on November 1st.

We ran out of beer so we couldn't come up with any more names to re-invent ourselves as... so please send us your new name suggestions.

I dunno if this is gonna work, it has kept that smart guy really busy talking to people about his "new" idears so it has gots to be better than trying to figure out why we are so poor and unable to pay our bills.